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  1. This was so fun to read. I grew up in the US, met and married a Norwegian, and lived in Norway for 2 years. We are now back in the US and while I miss many, MANY things about Norway, it is good to be home. I completely agree with just about everything you mentioned. most of all- the health care. So many people give such high regards to health care in Norway (which it def. has its perks) but I agree about outdated machines, old hospitals, ( I went to visit my SIL after she had a baby at the hospital and it looked incredibly old and dingy inside) and not sure if you mentioned the long wait time for basic procedures/surgeries.

    I lived in Stavanger where the military base is located and the military would have to send the wives to England for their yearly mammogram checks because the machines in norway were too outdated to meet the proper standards in the US. This was CRAZY to me. Also, if you need something done such as a minor surgery, or procedure, you often get put on a “waiting list” and usually have to travel to Oslo to get it done. This was also crazy to me. My father in law waited months and months for a knee thing (forgot what it was) to be done and my mom had the same thing done (in the US) and had an apt. right away , etc.

    Something else that I think was hard for me was people not saying hello on a “tur” or walk. I would get pretty frustrated that no one would say hello or even make eye contact while walking/jogging on the beautiful paths, streets, trails, wherever. (i’m from the south where people give hugs to strangers so i’m on the other end of the extreme. but still. no eye contact or smiles) ugh.

    anyway, we sometimes talk about moving back to norway but i start having flash backs of the long dark winters and people who don’t smile at me when i pass them and how freakin expensive everything is there… and i feel happy where we are.

    banking IS totally awesome there, -My hubby and I talk about this at least once a week.
    I miss the bread- A LOT.
    I also miss norvegia cheese!
    I LOVE the style there
    I miss the nature and fresh, fresh air the MOST!
    I don’t miss the rain.
    I miss how safe I felt there.
    I miss all the cute blonde babies with rosy cheeks and winter hats all tucked in their sleeping bags inside there giant strollers.
    I miss all the cute downtowns.
    and I truly miss walking everywhere! and the “smallness” of it.

    thanks for the post! :)

  2. My great grandparents actually emigrated from Norway to Scotland, due to the grinding poverty which was the norm in Norway then and to have the chance of decent farmland. In fact, for most of its history, Norway has been poor, and exported people in huge numbers. Its rumoured that you still tell the physical difference (shorter, darker) today in those descended from tenant farmers scratching out a living on the small allowance of land they were given after slaving away (Norway outlawed slavery late) as opposed to those that actually owned the land. Don’t expect as a Norwegian ever to actually buy your own farm, you had to be born into the right family six centuries ago.

    I’m not sure I really believe the stories about how supposedly rich it is now – it sounds like noveau riche talk from people who were previous unaccustomed to the basics. I recently travelled back, and I’m always reminded of what a depressing country it is. I stuck it out for nearly a week this time, before retreating to the more pleasant conditions of Sweden. What I don’t understand about Norway is, if it is so rich, why are salaries so low (except for engineers) and why can’t its people afford to do normal, fun things, like travelling from one end of the country to another on a railway or motorway in summer, or eating out at a restaurant more than once every 4 months. What is the point of oil fund if the taxation is so high that people need it to fund their pensions (because they can’t afford to pay for them out of their salaries?)

    And its not just supermarket food that’s poor quality. Every single place we stayed at had poor quality accommodation. Yes, the famous hytte. Not only were the showers invariably dirty, but the grass around them would be uncut, bits of old machinery and wood tended just to be left to rot in random places, lights wouldn’t work, kitchens were beyond dirty (there was one that was such a hellhole that I still feel sick if I think about – a hytte there with no private toilet cost 695 NK for one night). Car parks and footpaths unfinished and whole places that were just a mess.

    Hammerfest – why are the people there so rude? We had one driver try to ram his car into us when coming from a side street, then blast his horn and gesture aggressively at us (the rest of the world and even Norway doesn’t use priorite a la droite, because it causes accidents). We went into a shop near a ferry terminal to ask when the next ferry was, and got the rudest reply – is saying you don’t know politely too much trouble? Or maybe the ferry company could put up a timetable? Rude, lazy people, who can’t be bothered – mind you, whats the point, since you get paid much the same no matter how little work you do or minimal effort you use (unless you’re a male engineer, of course).

    And why are the roads so bad when the taxes are so high? I actually have a theory about this. Norway has so little industry apart from oil, it has to make up projects to employ the otherwise lazy and unemployable Norwegian male. So it builds ever more crappy tunnels (seriously, widen them and light them properly and put in cycle lanes since cyclists spend so much money touring your country) and bridges, but its all totally uncoordinated, so you still have crappy, twisty B roads linking them together, with little overall improvement to the roads network. If I paid that much tax, I would be asking my government serious questions about why there are no dual carriageways north of Trondheim and no railways north of Bode (and even that one was built by Russian and Yugoslav prisoners of war). Sweden manages it, and it has similar terrain in the north and ravines on the Bothnian coast to cope with.

    Ah, Trondheim. For some reason, despite the massive Norwegian taxes, you have to pay a road toll to pass on the road that goes near it, then another toll if you have the (audacity? tenacity?) to enter it in your car. Once in, you will see lots of miserable looking people trudging about in the rain, having given up waiting for one of the unreliable and over-priced buses. Admittedly, Trondheim has a lot of new roads. They’re just empty, and don’t go anywhere.

    But at least there are pavements in Trondheim. In many places, there aren’t. Residents just have to walk along the main road (and it really is the main road as there is only one north of Bode) even if they want to visit their neighbours. At least they won’t have to walk to a restaurant though. Because there aren’t any.

    And despite the high taxes, Norwegians still have to get their cash card out to pay their doctor! Right there and then, the hospitals even have little pay points for them.

    I dare say if you live in Oslo or around, you might even have a reasonably nice life. The rest of the country seems to be marketed as a tourist trap, to con as much money as possible out of unsuspecting tourists. And whats with the lavish Thai exhibition at the Nordkapp? Sure, the Thai King visited once. But I don’t go to the northernmost point of mainland Europe to see the results of a government advisor’s Thai girlfriend’s job creation scheme.

    Part of the reason Norway is such an awful country is that Norwegians never criticise it, and can’t listen to those who do. They have presumably driven away anyone who can constructively criticise and are left with lots of people telling themselves how wonderful it is.

    I’m trying to think of good points about Norway. Mountains can be quite scenic, though the Faroe Islands are more dramatic. Fjords are bigger than in Scotland. The Norwegian men tend to be good looking, although they age quickly and you wouldn’t date one of them, because they’ll likely be lazy and earn less than you. And have an internet girlfriend from an exotic country.

    Thank goodness for Sweden. It may have its faults, but its like a ray of sunshine compared to Norway. In fact, there are any number of European countries which “do” European living standards, culture and scenery way better than Norway.

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