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  1. As a Norwegian, I have to agree with most of what you say. It is all true. Especially the bit about everything costing money and the urge to have everybody be the same, conformity etc. Norway is almost as strict as Iran in terms of social control, they say.

    There are some things you can do for free, however. If you live in Norway, you can access NRK, the Norwegian broadcaster, for free via the internet. That means you dont have to own a TV to watch tv. This is good to know for a poor foreign student who cant afford a tv subscription fee. Also, there are no tuition fees at Norwegian universities, which makes them popular among third world students.

    The most beautiful parts of the country are the northern and western parts, where there are mountains, islands and fjords. However this are also the least interesting parts in terms of city culture. If you are looking for a big city holiday, then Oslo is basically it. If you are looking for nice scenery, then there is plenty to choose from in the rural parts. There are pubs and bars everywhere, of course, but nothing like Oslo. Fishing and fish farming is Norway most reliable industry, and the one we are counting on once the oil runs out. That means that it is worth checking out the seafood restaurants, and in recent years, also the sushi joints. The food isn’t as bad as you want it to be, though. I have spent some months in France, and except for the cheap cheese and wines, there wasn’t that much to brag about. Carrefour and Monoprix weren’t really that much better than the Norwegian Coop supermarkets. We might not have quality wine, but we have fresh fish and eco friendly meat.

    Of course, the French really really know how to cook, we don’t. That’s the HUGE difference. Another strange Norwegian custom is our fondness for frozen pizza. Norwegians eat huge amounts of the stuff, especially the young. They are not bad as frozen food go, but they can’t compare with a freshly baked pizza from a restaurant. Other than that I would like to reccomend that anyone who visits the Northern parts of Sweden or Norway taste reindeer steak. The meat is wonderfully tender, and almost better than best beef from south America.

    Norwegians also suffer from a few weird delusions. 1. We think that skiing is a huge international sport. It is really a trifle as sports go. 2. Norwegians think that they are morally superior to any country in the world. In fact, New Zealand, France or Canada are just as sensible as Norway, even as comfortable to live in, if not more so, because of the more liberal and relaxed attitudes in these countries.

  2. Nice blog.
    Just wanted to inform you on a couple of things:

    Vacation:
    Employees are bound by law to take a minimum of 3 weeks off per year and employers are bound by law to give them that.
    There is no law stating when an employee must take their vacation, but some places have the fellesferie (common vacation period) and is within the law, it all depends on where you work. Most people I know take time off in August or May, because traveling abroad is cheaper then. Usually the employee has a roster system, where people report their vacation-times early in the year.

    Feriepenger (vacation money):
    This is a set parentage of every monthly wage, that is set off for vacation money, usually 10.2% or around there.
    So, basically you get normal salary for 11 months, then you get your feriepenger in June. (which completes your yearly salary).
    I think this was created to safeguard that people could take time off and have money to do so, especially concerning children. Way back in the 40’s and 50’s, times were hard here and social problems, where only the father worked and possibly spent money on booze, instead of food. By Christmas and by the summer, there were many homes with a miserable time.
    This is also why it is half-tax on wages in December (this is optional though, you can ask to be deducted normally).
    It has a social factor to it, to safeguard quality time off and to secure that children and families are in a good state.

    Healthcare:
    I get the impression that you feel that the Norwegian healthcare system isn’t up to par to international standards.
    This is wrong.
    There will always be cases where people go abroad to get various treatments (this happens in every country).
    We also have something called “Fritt sykehusvalg”, which means Free choice of hospital care. This means that if you know that a different hospital here (or even abroad) can treat your illness better, you can apply to be treated there.
    Our system is not perfect, but it is pretty damn good and use normal, modern practices and equipment, some places are even world-leading on various illnesses.
    The most limited places for treatments, is the legevakt (ER), where they seem to want to get rid of people as quickly as possible, their equipment is also limited it seems, often understaffed and very busy places.

    Doctors, specialists and hospitals however, are very good to excellent.

    By the way, every person is assigned a personal doctor (fastlege) here, you can change at your own will by visiting the online services for that.
    Most employers offer health-insurance as a package, which gives you the option for free treatments in private clinics, very quickly.

    Chronic illnesses and handicaps are treated with care here and there are many options to get government grants, to have an easier life with an illness.

    As for the child protective services:
    It seems like it is the same people who spam every entry about Norway with the same nonsense about the child protective services.
    These people comes out of Romania and Russia usually, not the UK or other places, there have been ongoing protests in the east block regarding cases where Romanian and Russian parents have lost their parental right.

    CPS are not perfect, but they are there for the child, first and foremost. Normally though, their main-goal is to help and assist people who struggle to get ends to meet. Then they will assist the family with counseling and/or help to get various social economical support etc.

    I have been a voluntary “sitter” in a interview the CPS had with a young (Romanian) boy who skipped school, since his mother was a single working mom. He chose me to attend the meeting, for support, since I knew them.
    I followed the interview with skepticism and open ears, but it was a normal conversation where they tried to find out if there were problems at school or at home, very gentle questions.

    The mom was a CPS skeptic and terrified of them after all these moronic stories in Romania and Russia.

    In any case, the end of the story was that they live as normal now and that the CPS left them with a follow-up meeting and proper contact information, should they ever need assistance with anything in the future.

    They are not there to ruin peoples lives.

    There have been several cases where the CPS have taken children into custody and placed them in foster-homes indeed.

    However, they don’t do that for no good reason and after a very lengthy legal process to find better solutions, unless the child is in direct danger somehow.
    In all cases, the parents have right to free legal assistance in every part of the process.

    It is illegal here to:
    – Beat your child
    – Abuse your child sexually
    – Keep your child out of school (school is mandatory until 16, school is also an arena where abuse can be visible to the teachers, which will contact the CPS if abuse is suspected, usually after talking to the parents first)
    – Not feed you child
    – Have your child beg in the streets
    – Not put proper clothing on your child in winter
    – Live in excessive insanitary conditions, which is a breeding-ground for disease
    – Expose children to excessive alcohol abuse and make them live in an abusive environment
    – Refuse your child medical and dental services. (dental services for children is free and mandatory, as dental-examination can expose abuse as well, and dental issues can take lives if left to rot).

    Now, anyone who has a problem with this, even after being told repeatedly, will risk due process.
    Anyone who operate this way and thinking of coming here, don’t…or please do, so we can save your child from an abusive life.